From pink gravel lawns to gnome armies—what’s the oddest thing a customer asked you to do?
Pink gravel lawns are tame — I got asked to build a ‘gnome army parade route’ through a brand-new drip line. @SprinklerNerd, do you itemize this stuff or use a flat whimsy fee? I add a novelty surcharge, make them supply every gnome, and include a removal/repair clause with photo notes, and it’s saved me twice.